Anonimous - probably inspired by Italo Calvino.

Dedicated to Mr. Marchionne, FIAT’s genius CEO: in a very short time he succeeded in disrupting social guarantees for factory workers, promising 20 billion Euro for a mysterious Fabbrica Italia programme, taking the promise away, loosing positions in the global car market much more than his other European competitors, bringing FIAT (wasn’t it “fix it again, Tony?”) on the brink of collapse and emigration from its mother-country…

Quite a task, Sergio-guy - maybe the first prize of this year’s “Biggest Con of the Year” contest could be yours.